| If I were a US Homeland Security border guard, I would have.... | |
| Said, "Come on down!" |
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| Asked, "Do you have pie?" |
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| Resigned long ago. |
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| Mailed Despres to the White House collect. |
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| Other (please see below) |
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| 8 Total Votes | |
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